Hemisphere
the act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scr-t-m over the entire p-n-s towards the stomach. this forms a half globe of hairy scr-t-m skin, affectionately known as the hemisphere.
i discovered the hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scr-t-m in the shower.
i heard my roommate about to come into the room, so i got a nice hemisphere ready for him. turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. my bad.
the hemisphere is a personal favorite. when no one’s looking, prepare it quickly, and they’ll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.
v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty b–bjob
patricia, darling, i will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. prepare yourself.
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