hemogoblin
a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are sh-tted out.
janice: awww man my stomach kills
rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to sh-t it out
an evil creature that constantly requests that others donate blood.
“the red cross called.”
“those hemogoblins!!! i gave blood yesterday!”
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