Hemorrsaurass
a condition in which you must use a pool float in order to sit down. usually caused by hemorrhoids, but can also be contracted by -n-l s-x. particularly those cases not involving proper lubrication
1. chris: “man my -ss is killing me”
brian: “sounds like you have a case of hemorrsaur-ss”
2. “i thought dinosaurs were extinct but i think the hemorrsaur-ss is back!!”
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