hemph


nugget cl-sters, weed, doobage, cheeba, alaskan thunderf-ck, you know the names…
obama: hey gw, wanna go hit some hemph?
bush: h-ll yeah! i got some natty light too!

colloquial usage: “hitting of the hemph shall commence” or “lets go hit the hemph, dude!”
1 more definition
a word derived from an ancient greek demon that would scare his victims into flatulance. hemph
hemph hemph…. chigity hemph jenk..
omg… i just farted… hes good.

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