Hence the Sandwich
a phrase meaning “so there you go.”, “that’s why this situation is the way it is.”, “that’s why this is there.”, “that’s why i did that.”,etc.
originally started at a high school in arizona.
(joe pulls out a sandwich)
unknown person “joe, you’re eating lunch?”
ramesh: “yeah, hence the sandwich!”
person one: (looks at person two’s cast on arm) you broke your arm?
person two: yeah, hence the sandwich.
—————
(person one throws their wedding ring at person two)
person two: we’re getting a divorce??
person one: yeah, hence the sandwich.
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