hench fund


financial inst-tution pretending to engage in high risk / high reward quant-tative investment strategies but in fact trading on insider information to get ahead of the market.
“how did joe afford that lamborghini?”

“oh, he works for a hench fund now. he’s going to bed with the -ssistants of three different cfos and using the information he gets that way to help his fund make out like bandits.”

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