Hendley
basically the greatest last name ever. it’s origins are shrowded in mystery, probably comming from wales, or england, or hungary. mabey romania. if your last name is hendley it means you are good at everything except spelling and wisteling, two activities you are destined to suck at.
however you will be beast at swimming and shooting pool.
d-mn, you see that hendley, he’s awesome. too bad he can’t spell worth a d-mn.
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