henduism


a not well known form of hinduism, practised only by egg farmers of nepal. their religous views include placing a warm chicken apon the head of another as an offer of greeting or s-xual intercourse this can often be misinterpreted, leading many henduist to think each other as h-m-s-xual. founded by a devout hindu named paul the henduism faith is going well with over 500,000 people in nepal and two in east kent believing in this profound belief.
first guy:”im am hendu beleiver in henduism”
second guy:”so am i”
first guy:”have a warm chicken”
second guy:”what no way im no h-m-“

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