henman
hen.man \’he:n-e-‘man–s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. mlg he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schl-ng which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. originates from english tennis player tim henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: “for f-cks sake darren, you’ve only got a henman, what the f-ck am i supposed to do with that!” shouted tracey
an unexpected semi ie a semi engorged male member – based on henman’s semi final count – ie he is not normally expected to get into a semi final.
f-ck me i’ve got a henman on!!!!!
losing from a seemingly impregnable position; sn-tching defeat from the jaws of victory.
in the 2005 champions league final, ac milan had a henman.
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