hepburn
the epitome of cool
use it insead of mctodd words – like gnarly or rad
those vans are utterly hepburn
hepburn is australian slang for the inability to own or operate a car.
you dont own a car? you are such a hepburn.
cant believe you hepburned your car
1. a man, usually clad in flannel and/or lumberjackesque attire, that posesses the ability to grow a bushy, not quite groomed enough to be handlebar mustache.
2. in reference to said mustache.
“our construction teacher is a total hepburn.”
“my dad is starting to grow a hepburn”
an ancient scottish unit for the measurement of stupidity, a “full hepburn” would be incapable of even breathing without -ssistance.
“that guy is a hepburn short of a full dining set”
a disease of severe tightness unable to pay for anything doesn’t have a wallet and always asking for “spare change”
oh man did you see the way he hepburned his way out of that round of beers amazing
the last time it was hepburns shout he caught laryngitis
someone who smells like poo
man that guy is a hepburn
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