hephaloaf


an ugly, fat woman. usually a hook up as a last resort at a bar or night club.
combines the words “heifer”, and “loaf” as in meatloaf. heifer refers to the size of the woman and loaf to what her skin presumably feels like.
i got drunk one night and banged this hephaloaf i met at a bar.
when sitting on the can you really have to push hard to get that t-rd out. when you make that intial push you make a heph sound and at the end of the push you have your loaf. hense the name hephaloaf.
dude, “man last night i had a real hephaloaf to deal with.”

psychologist, “i hate when i get those.”

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