Hephelump


an obese woman who, on the first day of vacation, decides to finally begin her workout regiment and lose those fat rolls. often seen in a tight fitting all brand new spandex outfit holding a white ipod and either walking really hard or struggling on a bicycle, but never breaking a sweat. a common sight in north carolina’s obx beaches.
big fat judy bought some work out clothes at wal-mart and plans to lose that 150lb during her week at the beach. i saw her on her first day here riding a bike, and a store tag was hanging off of her shirt. maybe she should have lost that weight “before” she came to the beach. what a hephelump!

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