hepworth
the stretch marks of that fat -ss guy who’s obsessed with the gym as much as much as he’s obsessed with food
holly sh-t i just came back from the gym x 6872687687287 and look at my hepworth
i have hepworth all over my arms………im obsessed
a man whom copies the video on youtube t-tles “my new hair cut” using every phrase possible
if you dont like hepworth’s hair cut then you’re a “f-ckin sk-nk”
other phrases often used by a ‘hepworth’ include:
“jager-bombs”
“clemmer’s mom’s t-ts”
“ahmad!!!”
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