herculenis
a p-n-s so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of hercules himself! a herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)
dude 1: dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
dude 2: ewwww! dude, i’d punch it like a punching bag!
doctor: so, what seems to be the problem here?
man: i have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
doctor: jesus christ! thats a h-ll of a herculenis!
a p-n-s so huge, it is comparable to the mighty might of hercules himself! a herculenis is the superlative and ultimate measure of width, length, bounciness and elasticity (when flacid), rigidity and speed of movement (when erect.)
dude 1: dude, can you imagine waking up and seeing a herculenis dangiling above your face?!
dude 2: ewwww! dude, i’d punch it like a punching bag!
doctor: so, what seems to be the problem here?
man: i have such a herculenis that when i was riding my bike naked, it got mangled in the chain!
doctor: jesus christ! thats a h-ll of a herculenis!
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