Hermes
hermes (mercury) is the son of zeus.
hermes is the messenger of the gods.
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that dude in the club’s wearing hermès muct be rich, i’m going to try to hook up with him.
greek messenger g-d
family of origin: hermes is the son of zeus and maia who is one of the pleiades.
roman equivalent: mercury is the roman name for the greek deity hermes.
attributes: hermes is sometimes young and sometimes bearded. he wears a hat, winged sandals, and short cloak. hermes has a tortoise-sh-ll lyre and staff of a shepherd.
powers: hermes is called psychopompos (herdsman of the dead or guider of souls), messenger, bringer of dreams, thief, trickster. hermes is a god of commerce and music. hermes is the messenger or herald of the gods and was known for his cunning and as a thief from the day of his birth. hermes is the father of pan and autolycus.
latin teacher: “blah, blah, hermes, the messenger god, blah, blah etc.”
a herme is a man/woman with both p-n-s and v-g-n-. or (hermaphrodite)
lets have s-x.
-okay.
omg.
-what?
you’re a herme.
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