Hermie Hurricane


getting whacked off by a girl then proceeding to j-zz in a red solo cup as to not get it on the floor. the girl must then drink the j-zz out of the cup to hide all remnants of the activity, as well as to watch her guzzle the glory that just came out.
my parents just got new carpet and i didn’t want them to know we were fooling around, so i found a red solo cup in the cupboard and made her drink the hermie hurricane.

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