Hermioneophobia


the fear of failing in the owls and newts
-two friends going to appear for their owls in 5 minutes-

friend 1: “let’s go and have some snacks before the exam, we’ve already done enough revision”

friend 2: “no! i don’t wanna fail in my owls. i have yet to revise once more…” -frantically turns book’s pages-

friend 1: “oh, so you have hermioneophobia!”

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