Hermititis
a condition whereby the sufferer does not like to be out in public or surrounded by people for long periods of time. the sufferer would rather be alone and by themselves than have interaction with other people. the person with this condition is not a loner, just someone who prefers their own company to the company of others.
“that’s shannon over there, she’s got hermit-tis. i think she caught it in iowa.”
“hey shannon, whats up with you today? you don’t seem to be yourself..”
“oh, thats just my hermit-tis flaring up again. must be a full moon.”
a disease sounds like hepat-tis but not to be confused. this disease originates from the hermslor or hermy. it is easily caught when people get too close to the hermslor. beware it can lurk amongst anyone.
1.)oh d-mn another one of my friends were infected with the hermit-tis.
2.) hermslor is out and about watch out shes trying to infect the area with hermit-tis.
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