hernlo
how you answer the phone while sitting on the john.
“hernlo? no, this is not a good time”
Read Also:
- Herk-dafied
the highest possible level of high/drunkeness a person can be in. must include a late night black out, and having s-x with someone you would never consider ever f-cking in your life. “did you see jeff last night?” -“yeah, he was soooo f-cked up” “sure was. he was f-cking herk-dafied i tell ya!”
- herban guerilla
drug dealer, specifically marijuana. usually denotes a small timer who isn’t much of a problem, just an annoyance. have you seen james? he’s a true herban guerilla, doesn’t sell more than dub sacks but you can find him nearly anywhere you could want to smoke.
- Henrik Gun
a henrik gun is a weird looking gun, which looks and shoots like henrik, and it’s quite useful if you’re henrik! good if you want to shoot a rival or your boss!!
- Hellozium
greeting used when a simple h-llo is insufficient, boring or otherwise played out. originated on the black dahlia murder’s dvd ent-tled majesty. when greeting a close friend, hit them with a h-llozium to show that you are really going the extra mile to make sure they know that you are glad to see them.
- hefty smurfing
when a guy shows off his masculinity or lack there of by acting macho and showing off an arm band tattoo in hopes of getting laid. yo check out eric he’s totally hefty smurfing that b-tch. yeah she’s giving into the game cause of his arm band tattoo. he’s so hefty smurfing that b-tch!