herpe birthday
the very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, -n-lly, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
todd: sam, it looks as though i’ve got a pretty bad sore down there. do you have any clue as to what it might be?
sam: why, todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! this must be your first outbreak; in which case, herpe birthday, my friend!
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