Herpe Slurpee
someone who gives out lots of unprotected bl-wj-bs.
person one: “did you hear that caitlyn gave a bl-wj-b to five guys last night?”
person two: d-mn, what a herpe slurpee!”
the act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of s-m-n dosed with herpes.
jane: hey mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?
mary: yeah. i gave billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and i’m pretty sure he gave me a herpe slurpee.
jane: what an -sshole.
an oral herpe breakout makeout session.
guy 1: “how was your date with elizabeth?”
guy 2: “i was kinda nervous cause of this herpe on my lip, but she had one too, so we made out all night anyway…”
guy 1: “ew, total herpe slurpee!”
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