herpecritical


one who low-key has some sort of sti or std, but keeps it on the down low and judges others when they have s-x in order to feel better about themselves and their dirty d-ck/p-ssy.
guy 1: gina gave me some head last night!
guy 2: nice, is she gunna let you hit?
girl 1: eww gina is a nasty hoe, she probably has crabs.

guy 2: really stacy? being a little herpecritical there. we already know that your clap is so bad it’s a standing ovation. i can hear the crabs in your panties screaming “encore, encore!”
girl 1: -silent-

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