herpegonosyphilitis
the worst of all s-xually transmitted diseases. the herpes simplex virus with added genetic coding from the gonorrhea bacterium, allowing it to invade cd4+ t cells and rewrite their trna to code for syphilis proteins. can only be cured by a c-cktail of paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and mad dog 20-20.
guy 1: dude, i think i caught herpegonosyphilitis from those 5 hookers at my party.
guy 2: here, have some paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin and a fifth of mad dog.
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