Herpes Multiplex


a viral infection contracted from the direct contact to mucus membrane of soiled movie theater seating.
adam- “yo man, did you hear that alyssia got herpes?”
doug- “herpes simplex x2?”
adam- “nah guy, she got herpes multiplex from the dirty seats at the movie theater when she saw transformers ii”
doug- “d-mn dude, i’l send her flowers”

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