Herpetitties
1) a combination of herpes and hepat-tis, most commonly seen in women who, while inebriated, perform a number of s-xual acts.
2) a hot woman, usually large-breasted, who most definitely has an std
3) an expletive to shout when f-ck is inappropriate; most suitable around pseudo-intellectual crowds who like to think they’re smarter than you.
1) susan: “hey karen, you know how you are when you’re drunk…you don’t want another outbreak of herpet-tties!”
2) mike: “hey dude, she’s hot!”
ted: “yeah, but i’ve seen her hook up with like 4 guys in one night.”
mike: “oh wow…she’s definitely got herpet-tties.”
3) dude who just spilled champagne on his pants: “herpet-tties!”
woman: “darling, what did that young man just yell?”
man: “i’m not sure sweetheart, but it sounds like he has some kind of virus that damages the liver and produces sores on the genitalia.”
woman: “i see.”
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