Herpex
also known as herpankerthardman hcl.
a fictional anti-herpes prescription medicine that has the side effect of “giving you the semi-controllable ability to teleport.” may not actually cure herpes.
guy: “ever since i got herpex, sneaking into my girlfriend’s womens only college is a snap!”
-poit-
girl: “so it completely cured your herpes?”
guy: “no, um . . . not the herpes.”
-poit-
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