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  the sweaty and pungent aroma secreted from the ball, gooch, and johnson. homebrew is exquisite. funky yet uber addictive. once smelt never forgotten. pr-nounced her-uf-er-ruff cathy ran her hand over john-pauls sweaty man zone recieving a handful of sweaty heruferuff. “d-mn boi that sh-t smells like chewbacca sweat… but i like it”

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• parascoping

  the act of quickly turning your chat window on facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. it is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots. i was parascoping on facebook last night, spotted jenny so i quickly submerged again. that broad has all […]

• parastoo

  a swallow which is a p-sserine bird in the family hirundinidae which are characterized by their adaptation to aerial feeding. the parastoo was flying.

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