HERPSTIES


the product of s-x with dirty hipsters.
that hipster chick gave me the herpsties.

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  • chilly bon bon

    an xclamatory remark originating from the north of england, specifically lancashire. used to describe the fact that it’s cold, but usually said upon first noticing the cold, not normally a general comment, but an exclamation with regard to the low temperature. be ‘eck, it’s a bit chilly bon bon tonight!

  • he's be

    not so much a word, but an accepted use of the english language. it refers to a male subject and sets up an event for the aforementioned to take part in. he’s be all over me for 3 weeks about getting his money back

  • Pullin' a patriot

    to choke or mess up. epic fail. make a mistake in the most important time. to extremely disappoint. referring to the 2007 new england patriots who went 18 and 0 until losing the only game that really matters. greg had almost gotten betty into bed with him, but he ended up pullin’ a patriot.

  • sarcastip

    to tip in a sarcastic way in an effort to make the bartender feel like “he’s the -sshole”. bartender: $20.00 please… pat: here you go (pat hands a $20.00 bill, bartender smirks) greg: whoa man he just got p-ssed your not gonna tip him pat: well i am going to, i was looking for some […]

  • heterocool

    the complete and total ant-thesis of anything considered douchbaggery or one of douchbag in nature. such to include but not limited to: my new hair cut. popped polos. tan in a can. kissy faces. mysp-ce pics. wife beaters with douchbag quips printed on them. designer sungl-sses worn in clubs. mah boy sames is the sh-t, […]


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