hershey handshake
you’re on the bowl taking a dump and you’re in a rush to get off, but you haven’t fully pinched off the last loaf and you go to wipe. but, as you’re approach with the tissue in hand, that last loaf finally gets pinched and falls right on your fingers.
i just had a hershey handshake at the end of my #2.
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