Hertle


a hertle is a mix between a hermit and an awkward turtle. commonly found in a college setting, a hurtle is the one person that has their door closed and earphones on.
while everyone on the floor was partying in one room, amanda the hertle was sitting in her dark room watching house m.d. reruns or playing civilization five for hours, while eating a cookie.

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