he’s not home right now


excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic “friend” not to call someone back on the phone.
i tried to call my (sarcastically spoken) wonderful friend peter, but all i get is his sister on the phone telling me he’s not home right now.

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