Heskey time
the act of either;
a) rape
b) missing a goal (in football/soccer) by a ridiculous distance, or
c) impersonating the best player ever to have lived; emile heskey.
also, a rap by randolph, featuring ksiolajidebt
randolph: and don’t even get me started on his head, when he puts it down and gives you those eyes, you know it’s…
ksi: heskey time! b-tch i’m heskey, you don’t wanna mess with me, if you do, you’re gonna be my next -n-l recipe. i’m too quick for the s-x offenders list, i be over that, when i set my eyes on you there’s no escape, you know that!
or
player a runs up to goal and shoots wide.
player b: looks like it’s heskey time again!
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