HESP


the male version of extra sensory perception. it’s not quite esp and it’s much less developed than shesp.
example 1:
after i told my girlfriend that her m-ffin top was not as s-xy as her daughter’s m-ffin top, my hesp kicked in and i had a vague feeling that she was upset about something.

example 2:

his girlfriend replied, “how you know i got the clap? you got some kind of hesp or something?”

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