hessler
1. slang for bed.
2. “hitting the hessler”: slang for going to bed. popularized by h100+101.
“i’m tired. i’m going to hit the hessler.”
2 more definitions
a charismatic wonder whose artistic ability only compliments the aura of his spirit. the type of guy you can only compare to a fictional character of an unforgettable novel.
only a hessler reads the newspaper at a local coffee shop.
a hairy uncirc-mcized p-n-s that is fatter than it is long.
man i have a hessler.
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