Hesston
a rather small town just north of wichita in kansas, home to agco and excel, both large corporations involving machinery.
home to the swathers, a most unique mascot (the only one of it’s kind in the world), which, incredibly enough, looks pretty bad-ss. also home to the small christian juco, hesston college.
there are lots of non-bonnet wearing mennonites.
dan: what’re you doing tonight?
stan: heading over to hesston.
dan: oh, didn’t they kick our -ss in football last season?
stan: f-ck yeah they did.
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