Heston


to sh-t on or upon in greek, p–p on
“heston ton malaka ”
4 more definitions
anything really f-cking odd. (taken from heston blumenthal, because he cooks weird food).
look at that dudes face, its really f-cking heston.
a bird native to washington. typically seen in kennewick around it’s drug stores. it has an interesting call that sounds very similar to a british man saying scott.
holy sh-t!, a heston flew into the window!
codeword for lsd, as in acid, as in the movie el cid, played by charlton heston.
i was flying all night with heston, man. that was powerful sh-t.
a large, oaf-like human, aka a “slap jawed f-ggot”
did you see that heston walking down the street, he’s so oafy.

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