hetastuck
nightmares. pain. life. h-ll, but in reality it’s like this, the ship between the hetalia and homestuck fandom(usually palemoirails) also known as a complete cl-ster f-ck
just think, homestuck and hetalia, together make -drumroll noise- hetastuck
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