HeteroBromance
when a heteros-xual male, is friends with another heteros-xual male, and will have an intimate relationship with him envolving kissing, and doing bromance type things, it will not be a s-xually envolved relationship between two guys but may included a brojob(bl-wj-b). it doesnt have to be just between to heteros-xual male friends it may also be when a heteros-xual male and another guy that he envies.
bro: hey bro you wanna come to my house tonight?
friend: sure dude! i will see you at 8pm
-“watching a movie”-
bro: (goes over to kiss friend)
friend: (breaks apart from kiss) what was that dude?
bro: i love you like a bro dude! no h-m-!
friend: (thinks saying) ohhhh (goes back to kissing)
-“they start to get more intimate touching eachother”-
bro: (pulls off friends pants and gives brojob; a bl-wj-b by two straight males)
friend: bro dude you just gave me a bl-w j-b! are you gay or bi?
bro: no dude im heterobromance
when a heteros-xual male, is friends with another heteros-xual male, and will have an intimate relationship with him envolving kissing, and doing bromance type things, it will not be a s-xually envolved relationship between two guys but may included a brojob(bl-wj-b). it doesnt have to be just between to heteros-xual male friends it may also be when a heteros-xual male and another guy that he envies.
bro: hey bro you wanna come to my house tonight?
friend: sure dude! i will see you at 8pm
-“watching a movie”-
bro: (goes over to kiss friend)
friend: (breaks apart from kiss) what was that dude?
bro: i love you like a bro dude! no h-m-!
friend: (thinks saying) ohhhh (goes back to kissing)
-“they start to get more intimate touching eachother”-
bro: (pulls off friends pants and gives brojob; a bl-wj-b by two straight males)
friend: bro dude you just gave me a bl-w j-b! are you gay or bi?
bro: no dude im heterobromance
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