heterosafety


top definition
the condition of being safe from undergoing or causing hurt, injury, or loss resulting from the mistaken -ssessment that somoene’s gender is opposite of yours, and either masturbating or making s-xual advances as a result of that mistake
i couldn’t tell if it was a guy or a girl, so, for the sake of heterosafety, i didn’t download the video.

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