Hewson’s Law


as an online discussion about u2 grows longer, the probability of someone pointing out that bono is a w-nker approaches one
user1: rattle and hum was the best alb-m ever
user2: that bono is a complete w-nker.
user1: ahhh i invoke hewson’s law, i win

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