Hey Alaska


hey alaska, also the name of a pathetic excuse for a band is the term used when describing a situation as sh-t or just plainly disappointing. it can also be used to describe bad decisions or to describe certain events.
during a night out:

guy 1: ‘i would be having such a better night if ruth wasnt out with us..’
guy 2: ‘yeah, i know what you mean mate, she’s extremely annoying and its making my night so hey alaska!’

after a successful toilet visit:

guy 123: ‘the m-ssive hey alaska i just put in that toilet is incredible’
guy 2: ‘dude that’s so hey alaska!’

two friends eating a sandwich:

guy 4: ‘im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too hey alaska for me’
guy 7: ‘definitely.’

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