hey


a contraction for “h-llo, i find you attractive and would like to dance with you, share some drinks with you, and then perhaps have s-x with you. nothing serious, of course, and i doubt that this will result in a long term relationship, but i would appeciate you considering my proposal.”
guy at bar to attractive girl: “hey.”

attractive girl to guy: “go to h-ll, creep.” (moves to other side of bar.)
hey is a way to say “hi” or “what’s up”
the type of ‘hey’ horses eat is hay you morons!!!
hey what’s up!?!
horses eat hay!
i word to use to get someone’s attention. even if you don’t know the persons name by simply saying “hey” you can easily get their attention
guy 1:hey alex what’s that guys name over there?
alex: how the h-ll should i know?
guy 1: hey!!
mystery guy: ::looks around confused::
guy 1: o hi.
1. the most informal form of greeting. usually used in a friendly manner or to sound cool and relaxed.
2. an exclamation used to get someone’s attention
1. hey, what’s up?
2. hey! wait for me!
3. hey you! get away from my wife!
a slang term used by many people in place of h-llo
hey ma…whats crackin?
an expression used to get someone’s attention
hey man, what the h-ll are you doing?!
considered to be a lot more flirtatious than ‘h-llo’ or ‘hi.’
example…

guy: hey.
girl: hi.
guy: -whoa, total fail!-

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