Heyfitz
the most gay -ss story ever!!! it makes no sense at all and yet you still have to write an essay on it for writer’s craft. it was written by matt cohen and i dare you to find out anything about it on the internet.
mike – “hey greg, what the f-ck is up with this gay -ss story???”
greg – “i don’t know, mike. i think he… teaches his cat to juggle and pushes his wife out a window….”
mike “wtf.”
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