the most bad*ss guy around. if you’re friends with him you are just leeching off of his epicness. also, he has a big p*n*s
hey do you know heysamurott?
yeah! he’s so cool!
ab *sshole who has no life and wants to die wow he’s definitely a mrslothypotato
- the clarence
this is a s*xual position. while hitting it doggy style, you lift your right leg on the night stand and put your left hand on your left hip and thrust forcefully d*mn n*gg*, i hurt my back giving her the clarence
- hanlyan kingdom
the greatest civilization to grace this universe with its presence. led by king noah j.c. hanley, esquire iii, lord over hanlya and all of his glorious provinces, the hanlyan kingdom is basically heaven on earth, featuring (for the men) tons of women in brothels (with no “after-effects”), and for the women, an infinite shoes shop. […]
- inchinok beebob
when one’s p*n*s is only and inch and it bobs on the water and it is so small it looks like a b*mble bee. “look at josh’s inchinok beebob.” “i heard josh has an inchinok beebob.”