heyzeus
the way spanish people say jesus
heyzeus christ thats a hot tamale
the slang term that hispanics use when they mean jesus. see yeshua.
hey zeus, get over here before i warm your b-tt like a tortilla!
phrase used when you are experiencing the need to tell the person you’re with to “chill out” or “calm yourself.”
hey-zeus guys, the quiz isn’t until tomorrow!
what one would say as a greeting to a person who is comparable to the ancient greek g-d of sky and thunder.
some also say heyzeus is a type of substance.
others say heyzeus rhymes with corn-dog. i don’t believe them.
mere mortal- hey zeus!
zeus- what did you say?!
mere mortal- u-urm, i meant urm… heyzeus !
zeus- that’s more like it… meh i’ll kill you anyway.
heyzeus is an adjective used to describe any exclamatory/shocking or alarmingly disturbing situation the speaker finds themselves in. heyzeus is derived from the spanish pr-nunciation of jesus, “hey-zeus” and is used instead of “jesus!”. was created by the great word inventor stewart “nauta” patterson
“wow her outfit was a bit heyzeus!”
“that haircut he got is heyzeus!”
“heyzeus!”
another word for cheese.
put some heyzeus on that burger b-tch
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