HFCS
high fructose corn syrup – a sugar subst-tute often used in soft drinks, candy bars, and other sweetened food products.
one of the ingredients in dave’s cola was hfcs.
1. high-fructose corn syrup
2. “holy freaking cow, stop!”
1. hfcs is a refined sweetener made of corn. it causes a nerve ending in your brain to not detect when your stomach is full, which will lead to overeating. it also has a 1/3 chance of containing mercury.
2. hfcs, dude!!!!
holy freaking cr-p. used when any extreme moments happen.
john: dude, i heard that kenny hooked up with mrs. brown, the middle-aged lady that’s always running around the block.
tom: hfc!
taylor: stacy is such a wh-r-! she’s slept with all 17 of my ex-boyfriends!
jane: hfc!
hot f-cking cow
d-mn that guy is such an hfc! id love for him to be my boyfriend!
holy freakin’ cr-p. alternately: holy f-cking cr-p.
hfc, that’s a big snake!
hot fat chick, or hottest fat chick
lisa zavacki is a hfc
abbreviation used amongst inner city friends, commonly implying the necessity to go “home for cones”. the term was created by a mr. charles dos sole of east sydney.
eg 1.charlie dos sole: “i have had enough, i am going h.f.c!”
crazylegs/doogs/pikey/slats: “bang, lets do this!”
eg 2. pikey: “dude…… h.f.c”
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