HGD
noun;
1. hot girl discount
2. a purchase that is given for less than retail value because of the attractiveness, and/or, misleading flirtatiousness of the customer. the encounter very rarely leads to a hghu (hot girl hook up.)
3. hot guy discount. far less frequently occurring than the hot girl discount… selfish b-tches.
4. free drinks given to a woman by a bartender because of her ability to booty shake, show’em whatcha workin wid or drop it like it’s hot.
marcus: “why da h-ll is you at da bar, ho? i jus bought you dis here alizé.”
destaknee: “that was two hours ago, homeboy. i ain’t need nothin from you. this fine -ss bartender made me draanks, i drunk’em. i gave him a wink, he winked back, and when i gots my check it was only a dolla thirty-sebn. holla at yo b-tch! i got me an hgd, n—a. now, imma do me and you do you.”
(destaknee walks away)
marcus: “d-mn. . . i ludat stupit ho.”
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