HHWML
hold hands with my life.
it’s for when you don’t feel comfortable with someone f-cking your life, quite yet. a nice gateway to really let someone get to know your life first.
heather: fml
patrick: well, i would do that for you, but i don’t feel like i don’t know your life well enough to f-ck it. maybe i could hold hands with your life, we could get to know each other, eat some chinese, and watch a romantic comedy.
heather: hhwml
patrick: i would be glad to.
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