Hibermate
when you spend the majority of winter in bed with your lover.
once the temperature dropped to 31 degrees, ian and kristen started to hibermate.
a relationship that last for only a couple of months. usually during the winter months.
hiber- comes from hibernation.
ideally you meet a hibermate on new years eve so that you skip the end of year gift giving holiday season. if you work it right, you can send a message break up message on valentines day with a practical, rather than romantic gift. you can then be free and clear by saint patrick’s day!
i found the perfect hibermate. after i get through these cold winter months, the hibermate is getting kicked out the door.
a friend who sleeps excessively.
person 1 – hey, have you seen joe anywhere?
person 2 – he’s probably in bed. he’s such a hibermate.
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