Hickiom
an idiom used and often only understood by hicks.
examples of a hickiom:
1. “dang jim bob, i’m sweatin’ more than a pregnant nun on sunday service!” (it’s hot out/in here)
2. “ol’ chuck gone and lost his job, now he ain’t got a pot to p-ss in or a window to through it out of” (he/she/they are poor)
3. “hey pa, where’d ma go?”
“she went to sh-t and the hogs got her” (i don’t know, go look)
4. “lester, you don’t know your -ss from a whole in the ground” (you are not very smart)
5. “you couldn’t hit a bull in the -ss with a handful o’ rice!” (you have a lousy aim)
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